Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Welcome to the Mom Club...

Well, it's official! I have joined the mom club. How do I know this to be true? Let me list a few of the criteria that I feel have entered me into such a coveted position:

1. I am still wearing the same shorts and t-shirt that I fell asleep in last night. (Today was a rough day.)
2. As soon as Chris' key hit the door today I told him I had to get out of the house for awhile. He said, "Sure, I'll watch Gracie. You go and take your time and do something for yourself." Where was my long-awaited escape to, you might ask? The post office, Sonic to get a tea peach tea, and a trip to Kroger where I made sure to dilly-dally as much as possible. It felt wonderful!!!
3. I have spit up in my hair.
4. I can't remember brushing my teeth today.
5. This list makes me sound like I have personal hygiene issues, but really I just don't have time or I am too delirious to care.
6. I got 6 thank-you cards completed today and I feel I have made a real accomplishment.
7. Everything in my washer at this very moment has poop stains on it.
8. I haven't worn make-up in three days and I am not quite certain what day it is when asked.
9. I have no idea what I am doing.
10. I know I am blessed.

Where is my badge? Then again, if I am walking around town looking like what I described above is it necessary for me to need one? I think not. These are the days of my life.


Dr. Erin and Mr. Heath said...

You are so cute. This post made me smile. Please come see me so I can squeeze your cute little momma self. But wash your hair and put on make up first please. thank you :)
Love you to pieces!

Andrea G L said...

this post cracks me up, maybe because i can believe how true it is!! thanks for your comment on my blog ... we should definitely spend sometime connecting ...

Jessica Rolf said...

so true girl, so true! Sonic was the greatest escape for me because I could sit there in my pj's with sunglasses on and no one would know that I was a new mom who considered myself to be on vacation at that very moment!